This Used To Count As Home Teaching

I know, I know. When you usually think of fish and money it’s a mental image of Charlie Tuna cruising in a golden submerged Lamborghini eating small spoons of human eggs. Because if he ate caviar it would be cannibalism and his species is most definitely out for revenge. Well scrub that image from your mind. We are talking about straight up miracles here – the first is pretty well known. According to the Holman Christian Standard Bible: Matthew 17: 24)   When they came to Capernaum, those who collected the double-drachma tax approached Peter and said, "Doesn't your Teacher pay the double-drachma tax?" 25)   "Yes," he said. When he went into the house, Jesus spoke to him first, "What do you think, Simon? Who do earthly kings collect tariffs or taxes from? From their sons or from strangers?" 26) "From strangers," he said. "Then the sons are free," Jesus told him. 27)   "But, so we won't offend ...

This is a tune that came out three years ago. Every time it comes up on shuffle rain clouds part, blossoms bloom and all ISIS members' fingers plump up to the point they can no longer fit in trigger holes. They should really play it more often in the middle east, come to think of it. See for yourself: